Thursday, September 14, 2006
spam time
By a freak accident I have been able to determine a new unit of time, that I hope will allow science to better understand the universe. This discovery of a new measurement unit stands on a par with the isolation of the photon from a stream of light, and the cotton gin.
It is called The Spam, and it is defined as the amount of time it takes from when you clean out your spam folder until the next spam arrives. The story of its discovery is as follows: I had just cleaned out my spam folder, when I was explaining to Yukie about the
Monty Python Spam Sketch. So I went to Google Video, we watched it, and then I reloaded my email and voila, exactly one Spam.
Nobel Anyone?
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